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In Distraction 2004

October 12, 2004

More Satisfied Customers!

The ReverseVoteSwap.org mailbag is literally overflowing with correspondence from enthused Reverse Vote Swappers. We may have to get another mailbag. Here are a couple more choice selections from our readers' letters!

"I own a little pancake place upstate, and election season is big money for us. Those candidates come in with all their flunkies, tip like barons because all the media's watching, it's great! They drop a hell of a lot of pancakes whenever they try to serve them, but all in all, the current system does pretty well by me. Problem is, if one of these jerks actually starts winning, neither of them will come here anymore. So me and all my buddies are Reverse Vote Swapping this year--a Nader vote doesn't help Bush or Kerry, so those dummies will have to spend twice as much time in my place come 2008! Thanks ReverseVoteSwap.org!"
--WH from Minnesota

"Man, whenever an argument with some whiny Democrat starts to get good, he's like, 'Wait, where are you voting?' Then I tell him it's here, and he goes, 'Oh, then do whatever you want. Your vote doesn't matter.' But with ReverseVoteSwap.org, my vote does matter! Now when someone asks me where my Nader vote is going, I say, 'Ohio, bitch, Ohio! NOW what?!?!' That'll show those motherf*ckers I'm serious!™"
--PR from Connecticut

Time's running out! Request your Reverse Vote Swap right away!

Posted by convener at October 12, 2004 10:37 AM