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In Distraction 2004

October 01, 2004

The Day of Your Liberation Is Near

Fellow citizens, events in America have now reached the final days of decision.

For more than a century, progressives and other agitators have pursued patient and polite efforts to destroy the two-party regime without devious methods. Our good faith has not been returned.

The two-party regime has used lesser-evilism as a ploy to gain time and advantage. Over the years, third parties have been threatened by government officials, bugged by hysterical liberals, and systematically deceived. Honest efforts to break the regime have failed again and again--because we are not dealing with honest men.

The regime has a history of reckless aggression in the Middle East. It has a deep hatred of non-wealthy Americans and our friends. And it has aided, trained and harbored terrorists, including operatives of al-Qaeda.

The danger is clear: using chemical, biological or, one day, nuclear weapons, obtained with the help of the military-industrial complex, Bush or Kerry could fulfill their stated ambitions and kill thousands or hundreds of thousands of innocent people in Iraq, or any other country.

Fellow citizens! has arrived to liberate you! Reverse vote swap to increase your influence! Reverse vote swap to wound the major parties! Reverse vote swap to make Democrats hilariously angry!

The time has come to show those motherf*ckers you're serious!

Posted by convener at October 1, 2004 10:13 PM