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In Distraction 2004

October 02, 2004

Satisfied Customers!

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--BB from Pennsylvania

"A lot of my friends are voting Nader, but that's only because we live in this dumbass machine state. Well, I'm not ashamed of my beliefs--just because I live in New England doesn't make me a thumb-sucking liberal wanksta like them! ReverseVoteSwap.org helped me show those motherf*ckers I'm serious!™"
--TN from Massachusetts

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Posted by convener at October 2, 2004 10:10 AM